i’ll marry you without a second thought if you’re willing to kill all the bugs for me
i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE
omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny
I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.
BUT LOOK AT THE LION’S MAINE, IT’S LIKE SO FLUFFY THAT I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE IT.
this made my night a lot better
I still don’t understand this.
PRE PEAR URANUS